hulkalicious:

wiccanboywonder:

hulkalicious:

wiccanboywonder:

Theeeeen… Let’s get two houses, live in the nicer one and eat the littler one.

Now you, you I like.

Of course you like me! You agreed to marry me, yeah?

Nooo, that was just for your money.

Eeer, sorry to tell you, babe, but I don’t have a ton of money.

hulkalicious:

wiccanboywonder:

Theeeeen… Let’s get two houses, live in the nicer one and eat the littler one.

Now you, you I like.

Of course you like me! You agreed to marry me, yeah?

gapingfurnace:

napoleon bonaparte

more like napoleon BORN2PARTY

hulkalicious:

wiccanboywonder:

Huh… I guess the walls would taste like bacon and the furniture would taste like maple syrup. 

Yup.

I like this. Let’s move to Canada and get a house.

But then we’d be homeless in a matter of hours.

Theeeeen… Let’s get two houses, live in the nicer one and eat the littler one.

hulkalicious:

wiccanboywonder:

hulkalicious:

but I really am even hungrier during the summer sometimes it feels like.

How have I not eaten the whole house yet?

I don’t think you could, though. 

Actually, no, I’m curious now. 

Let’s go buy a house and see if you can eat it in a day. Yeah? -grins-

… If it is a Canadian house, will it taste like bacon or maple syrup?

…

Huh… I guess the walls would taste like bacon and the furniture would taste like maple syrup. 

Yup.

I like this. Let’s move to Canada and get a house.

hulkalicious:

but I really am even hungrier during the summer sometimes it feels like.

How have I not eaten the whole house yet?

I don’t think you could, though. 

Actually, no, I’m curious now. 

Let’s go buy a house and see if you can eat it in a day. Yeah? -grins-